Okay, how this…
We put all the so-called Muslim, so-called “jihadi” terrrorists and place them all the New Orleans Superdome. You can also get these Muslims who kill, maim and bomb anyone who doesn’t submit to their ideology of death. These spineless creeps who find their religious struggle in raping their own sisters in faith and bombing the mosques of Shias/Sunnis/Sufis/whoeva–haul them into the Superdome.
Then we get all these cyber-nerd, internet war-morgering chicken hawks and put them in the Superdome, too. You know, those freaks who go on and on about how we fight them there so we don’t them here. Haul them into the Dome kicking and screaming.
Add to this volatile mix all of the pro-war people who scream “bomb Iraq and Iran” when they don’t even know where these countries are.
Oh, yeah, throw all the tin-pot dictators of the Arab and Muslim world who claim to love us while locking up activists and students who are trying to change Arab and Muslim societies for the better.
Last but not least, add pundits and celebrities like Ann Coutler, David Horowitz, Irshad Manji, Ayan Hirsi Ali, Robert Spencer, Wafa Sultan, Salman Rushdie and..all of them. I mean, all of the opportunistic, racist, media whores and schlock jockeys…and put them in the Superdome.
Yeah, put all these people in the New Orleans Superdome. Why? I’m goin’ tell ya why! 
Think that maybe, we can get all these people to fight each other purely for our entertainment. I mean, the ruling corporate elite has given us enough bread and circuses to keep us distracted from reality for years. Like make the bread and circuses have some meaning–let’s give it a purpose! Let all these corrupt, diseased, hateful people fight each other so they can leave the sensible majority alone. Think about..wouldn’t you love to see Bill O’Reilly in leotards running from some young wannabe jihadi screaming at him in incoherent Arabic?
People would pay beaucoup for this!
We charge $150 for the tickets (hey, the Dome can fit 70,000 people) and we offer it Pay-per-view. Plus we could get corporate sponsorship! We would make enough money to build strong, sturdy levees and fund the Louisiana health care budget for three years!!!!!! This could also lead to some sorta of psycho-Islamo-fasco-right-wing-racist-nutball celebrity death match series where each season, we bring these jerks to account.
If you want war, suffering and chaos, fine!
But you will not drag the rest of humanity down with you and if possible, we will try to make money of your clinical insanity. We can have these matches in poverty-ridden areas and watch as the dregs of humanity suffer due to their own hatred.
Bring back the days of the Roman Coliseum!
The only way they can forfeit is to recognize that they have let their hearts become black with hate. They have to make a promise to either stop their hateful rhetoric or be shown the mercy of Celebrity Death Match Pit!!!
That’s it. I’m so tired of these hypocrites. May Allah guide them!
